A little bit of chapter three.

     The girl Earthwalked into the large room. Looking around, she noticed that the inside of the castle was in fact as large as the outside. It was just one gargantuan room. It would appear that whoever constructed the castle could not be bothered to build anything other than the exterior. Either that or the guy writing about it couldn't be bothered to describe anything other than a huge empty space.

     Little miss something surveyed the huge empty space. It was pretty empty - and huge. There were some half-eaten fajitas lying on the floor and 'El Jarabe Tapatio' was playing from somewhere above. If the girl didn't know better, she would have said that a Sombrero wearing silhouetted figure was on the roof. But she wasn't that foolish - was she?

     Heck no, what's that over there that the girl completely failed to see? A teleportation device? That's so random. Once the omniscient narrator had pointed her in the right direction, she trotted on over to inspect it more intimately. The technology was far superior to anything the girl had ever seen before. There were loads of flashing lights and switches. Things that made it look all proper fancy like.
     A trouble-making chimpanzee (who had been there the entire time - just not pointed out up until this point) told her to stand inside the wonderful contraption and press the big red button. Silly trouble-making chimpanzee. Why are you going around making all this trouble?
     He doesn't know. He's just a chimpanzee. He can't even play the kazoo. 

     With a great big whoosh and some warping noises the girl was de-materialised and transmitted across the cosmos to a place beyond her wildest dreams. A place that went by the name of 'Chisel'.
     After re-materialising, the girl took a second to catch her breath. It couldn't stand being part of her much longer and had tried to escape whilst her body bits were all muddled up. Unfortunately for the entire universe, she caught her breath and continued living. Urgh.